What's The Best No-Compromise Holiday Car?

"Mikeado" (mikeado) 11/05/2014 at 10:52 • Filed to: What If, Lottery, Motorhome

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OK, so you've won the lottery and you're celebrating by going on a tour across continental Europe. Because you're kind of a swag motherfucker, you've bought yourself a Volkner Mobil Performance Series II motorhome just for this purpose (and afterwards you'll probably fill it with hookers and centuries-old champagne every Saturday night).

It can accommodate a single car up to 5 metres (16ft) in length, no taller than an ordinary hatchback or wagon. Something for enjoying the local roads, perhaps.

WHAT CAR DO YOU TAKE???

Or probably like 5 or 6 motorbikes if you're bringing many biker friends.

If you want a car that's not in the US, fuck it! Buy it when you get there. You're rich as hell.

macanamera > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 10:54

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997.2 GT3 4.0

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 10:55

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I'm going to bring hard pornography -

JGrabowMSt > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 10:56

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Fuck it, I'm taking the Magnum. I'll take the front and rear bumpers off and store them in the closet while on the road so it fits.

My citroen won't start > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 10:57

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Lamborghini Urraco

Diesel > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 11:05

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Bugatti Veyron, since I'm moving to Monaco and want to fit in. That or a Pagani Huarya.

Thunderface > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 11:05

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DANG IT Crown Vics are 1ft 8in too long...

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 11:32

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Wiesmann pls.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 11:53

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Since we are talking no compromise there can be only one. The F1 LM edges out the P1.

BJ > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 12:20

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V12 Vantage. I'd modify the truck if necessary.

Mikeado > BJ 11/05/2014 at 12:24

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No need to get out the scissors and sellotape. At just under 4.4m long, it fits perfectly!

BJ > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 13:10

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Excellent. My vacation would look like this:

Drive the RV to the nearest seaside resort

Extract the V12 Vantage

Roll the RV into the water, never to see dry land again

Tour Europe like a baller with 12 cylinders

Saoul-Virage > Mikeado 11/05/2014 at 13:10

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Because I'm kind of a swag motherfucker, I'll stay in every 5 stars hotel (and maybe 4 stars in case of I end in a terrible city). Keep you're fucking motorhome, I'm not a lorry driver. And no need for hookers when you had Maserati GranCabrio.